Our ancient ancestors spoke of a legendary place — where the young and young at heart could test their skills against a magical, electronic device, using strategy and their reflexes at 25¢ a pop. These wondrous havens were called “Video Arcades” and these hulking machines were called “Video Games.” Believe it or not kids, it was the only place you could play a decent-looking, somewhat sophisticated video game, housed in a heavy, laminated wooden cabinet, because at the time the only thing you could play on your “push-button” phone was a tune like, “Mary Had a Little Lamb.” There is another legend however, that at least in one or more of these Video Arcades in Portland, Oregon in 1981 A.D., there lurked a mysterious Arcade Game called “Polybius” and it had a much more nefarious purpose than to provide amusement and rook a kid out of a short stack of quarters — it may have been there to try its hand at brainwashing you, and then report its findings to a sinister government agency. There were reports of players who suffered terrible side effects from the visual phantasmagoria of the gameplay, like severe headaches, nausea, memory loss, nightmares, an aversion to playing any video games afterwards and in some extreme cases, suicide. But were these reports true? Did this diabolical game ever exist? Was the legend of Polybius just an “Urban Legend?” One thing we do know is true, prior to the legend of Polybius, a secret government agency really did try to zap unsuspecting people’s brains and take notes.
“The obvious objective of video games is to entertain people by surprising them with new experiences.”
– Miyamoto Shigeru, the “Father of Modern Video Games” and Co-creator of The Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong, Super Mario Brothers and many more.
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- “The Cosmos’ Most Ridiculously Implausible Videogames: Polybius – the most mysterious game of all time?” an article by Jason Helton http://bit.ly/1JZlNST
- “Polybius: Video Game of Death” by Brian Dunning from his Skeptoid Podcast #362 http://bit.ly/1SZ8eFN
- “Polybius: Portland’s Own Seizure-Inducing Mystery Game” an article by Richard Grunert in Willamette Week http://bit.ly/1PVKKRB
- The Polybius t-shirt at Amorphia Apparel http://bit.ly/1PBNzVU
- Polybius, the real Greek historian http://bit.ly/1Pjh2Aa
- Text of Original Polybius Comments from Steven Roach and Cyber Yogi http://bit.ly/20HOSpY
- Entry for Polybius as an Arcade Game on Coinop.org http://bit.ly/1RAIApy
- The Simpsons and all it’s Math http://bit.ly/1mqpuEw
- Polybius clip from The Simpsons (image reversed) http://bit.ly/1oAB9Dt
- Duane Weatherall’s Interview with Steven Roach http://bit.ly/20s6U2K
- Steven Roach entry on polybius.wikia.com http://bit.ly/1KhMeDr
- Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #001 http://bit.ly/1S1SnWB
- Download the Supposed ROM of the Game. PC Required http://bit.ly/23Ka7tA
- Interview with Ed Rotberg about Battlezone and the Military http://bit.ly/1SZaGMi
- Vector vs Raster http://bit.ly/1UMB2Pr
- Good summary article from Eurogamer.net by Jeffrey Matulef http://bit.ly/1NRnZXj
- Halcyon Days The Book http://bit.ly/1nOykP7
- Game Theory: Polybius, MK Ultra, and the CIA’s Brainwashing Arcade Game, YT video by The Game Theorists http://bit.ly/1S21RBl
- The C.I.A.’s “Project MKUltra” http://bit.ly/1ihJLqO
- Dr. Donald Ewen Cameron – “The Brain Butcher” http://bit.ly/1X4Vdte
- LSD-25 http://bit.ly/1kRb9ki
- Japan’s “Unit 731” during WWII – WARNING – DISTURBING DESCRIPTIONS http://bit.ly/1JCtAmV
- The Tachistoscope learning and testing device http://bit.ly/1PTIc05
- Warren Beatty undergoes assassin testing at The Parallax Corporation – WARNING – SOME 70s ADULT IMAGES http://bit.ly/1SJEg73
- TEMPEST http://my.ign.com/atari/tempest
- BATTLEZONE http://my.ign.com/atari/battlezone
Episode 031 – “Polybius Ultra” Produced by Scott Philbrook & Forrest Burgess; Ryan McCullough Sound Design; Research Assistance by Tess Pfeifle. Copyright Scott Philbrook & Forrest Burgess 2016. All Rights Reserved.
1) Opening title screen-shot of an imagined re-creation of the mysterious “Polybius” Video Arcade game. This re-created game is based on the legend’s passed-down descriptions of the original game, as no original game play data is known to exist. Some have claimed to own computer ROM images of the original game, but no one seems to be able to offer any proof. 2) A screen-shot of the very real original Arcade Game “Tempest.” 3) A “freeze-frame gag” as the writers of the Simpsons called them, where Bart Simpson is about to play a video game called “Triangle Wars” at the Springfield Mall. Notice the “Polybius” game to his right, and the joke stencil, “Property of U.S. Government” on the cabinet’s face. Also, the game only seems to need one button to play it — you hit it, and the game takes care of the rest. Image property of “The Simpsons” television show; Copyright 2006 by 20th Century Fox, from the Willamette Week article listed in the links section.